Fortunately, the Milk
By Neil Gaiman
110 pages

It is breakfast time, and there are Toastios and muesli and bowls and spoons, but no milk.  With their mom away, only Dad can save the day.  But he is gone a long time!  What really happens when their dad goes to buy milk? 
This tall tale is fantastically told and illustrated.  A fast, funny read.
Grade 3